Gillypup's wag log

So ol'meanie 2 legs has started to give me something called tuna, its to disguise the fact she is giving me puppy food cos its all full off something that makes my bum sore. It all started when they noticed a strange odour off my cure & wiggly bum, off we goes to see the nice 2 legs in the white coat. Who promptly sticks her finger in a very unusual place & stats wiggling it about. But I was good & did not bite her despite the indignity. Suddenly ahhhhhhhhh all that pongy stuff that us pups have to mark out territory came out. Ohhh the relief, anyways ol'meanie talks to the one in white with the magic finger & I hear the words "Chuddlies" & roughage" but no "extra walkies" boo. Next thing I know after my evening swim I have got a plate full of puppy food but its got something on it... sniff sniff hmm smells like the wiggly things in the water.
Ol'meanie tells me its "Tuna" & its good for me, oh boy is it ever. Vrooom off I go being a good girl but wow do I have some bounce plus I can now tell the time by couting the big bongs outside, 1..2...3...4...5...6 yeah walkies time.

Gillypup: Mistress of the very hot Fens.

Mood : Extra bouncy.

Oher my head feels funny & my nose keeps dripping, I not feel well, Ol'meanie 2 legs says I have a cold. Its very odd I don't fell cold but hey it give me an excuse to go sunbathe.
I ate lots of grass last night cos that normally makes me feel loads better but all it did was make me sick in the night.
Ol'meanie cleared it up & then gave me a cuddle, going soft she is, pup power seems to be winning. Honestly there's no quick fix for these 2 leg you just have to keep wearing away at them.
On a sad note my original friend Molly has gone to the great chase park in the sky, she was very old & creaky and did not want to play much last time I saw her. Still I have 2 new friends now who look sorta like me & smell sorta like me but not quite. They are both black & instantly saw who was boss & groveled to me straight away
I will get Ol'meanie to take one of thoses picture things if she can cos they are quite fast.
Hey I had my 5th human birthday the other day which makes me errr.... lots in pup years, still it was a nice day & I saw Devon. I tried to give him kisses but he was having none of it, I think that chair that he sits in at 2 legs grandads has given him airs & graces. Don't worry I'll soon drag him back down to my level
OK I had better go test me outside kennel that Ol'meanie put up for me today (she calls it a gazebo) and if shes good I'll let cuddly 2 legs sit in there & share it with me.

Gillypup: Mistress of the extra large & airy kennel.

Mood: Sick.

Oher my head feels funny & my nose keeps dripping, I not feel well, Ol'meanie 2 legs says I have a cold. Its very odd I don't fell cold but hey it give me an excuse to go sunbathe.
I ate lots of grass last night cos that normally makes me feel loads better but all it did was make me sick in the night.
Ol'meanie cleared it up & then gave me a cuddle, going soft she is, pup power seems to be winning. Honestly there's no quick fix for these 2 leg you just have to keep wearing away at them.
On a sad note my original friend Molly has gone to the great chase park in the sky, she was very old & creaky and did not want to play much last time I saw her. Still I have 2 new friends now who look sorta like me & smell sorta like me but not quite. They are both black & instantly saw who was boss & groveled to me straight away
I will get Ol'meanie to take one of thoses picture things if she can cos they are quite fast.
Hey I had my 5th human birthday the other day which makes me errr.... lots in pup years, still it was a nice day & I saw Devon. I tried to give him kisses but he was having none of it, I think that chair that he sits in at 2 legs grandads has given him airs & graces. Don't worry I'll soon drag him back down to my level
OK I had better go test me outside kennel that Ol'meanie put up for me today (she calls it a gazebo) and if shes good I'll let cuddly 2 legs sit in there & share it with me.

Gillypup: Mistress of the extra large & airy kennel.

Mood: Sick.

Hmm I'm all puzzled my body clock says its early & normaly ol' meanie 2 legs won't take me but lately its all been early, mornings and evenings. Its almost like someones shifted their body clocks forward. Still us pups are ready & willing for a walk anytime of day or night especially thoses midnight ones when its all sniffy & there is lots of interesting things to chas.. I mean watch.

Gillypup: Mistress of the midnight walkies.

Mood: Anticipatory

Owww I got a sore mouth, no not from chewing cats or collies but too much dribble in the cold when chasing stick . Still I got ol'meanie 2 legs being nice to me for a change and giving me nice sweeties that make me feel all wonderful
Cuddly 2 legs has got Molly & her 2 legs here at the moment which means I get 3 walks a day, extra big grins.

Mood: Sleepy pup.

Ol' meanie could not settle the other night so we went surfing & lo we found Dog Club
Oh boy lots of pup for me to tease, nick toys & generally run rings round.

Gillypup: Surfin Fen pup.

This morning just as it was getting light - Ol' meanie 2 legs (she who thinks she must be obeyed) took me down to my field - well I caught a sniff of a mortal enemy - and sure enough there it was !!! Caught it good I did, mind you she who must be obeyed wasn't too chuffed but I just gave it a friendly nip - it wasn't fur in my teeth honest.

It was very rainy and smellt wonderful, good sniff weather for us pups. Also one of my younger two legs bought a new two legs to meet me - he was fun played tug a lot with me - my young two legs looked very shiny eyed and smelled happy. She has gone now though - obviously only a fleeting visit but it was lovely to see her I gave her lots of puppy licks to let her know how much I adore her so she will come back soon to see me. Right its that time, off to catch that hedgehog now tee hee.

Gillypup: Still too fast for them slow old cats.

Phew what a busy time we have had. I had my young boy two leg's come to play and then his sibling came over - she is very cuddly just like cuddly two legs, smells a bit like her too. I am looking forward to two legs getting some more goodies for my shop www.gillypup.co.uk - I get to road test the new things to see if they are pup proof so it is good fun.

Last weekend we finally got over to see my old pal devon and his pack we had a lovely time playing. He does seem to have slowed down a bit though - not like this speedy pup.

well off to sniff out some bic bics now for my tea.

gillypup,mistress of the fens and new shop produce.

ol' meanie 2 legs has been slaving away for me to make this new look wagblog, I mean the old one was looking a bit shabby & now I'm all grown up & mature I needed a new look. So I whined & begged & rolled on my back & did lots of Ms Tarty in order to get it. She's still typing away but catching up on a backlog or something.

Gillypup: Mistress of the Fens owner of a shiney new wagblog.

Mood: Bossy

I can't understand my two legged pack members - boy toy has disappeared and they don't seem at all concerned. I am beside myself - I don't know where he has gone - he was here one day and gone the next. I hope he is alright and will come back to play with me again very soon, I really miss our games.

Two leg's keep going off and leaving me "on guard" as they call it - Huh! trapped in one room with no comfy sofa to sleep on thats not my idea of being in charge of the kennel. Like I say I really can't understand my two legs sometimes.

We went to my river bank to play last night and ol' meanie (she who must be obeyed), threw my stick right over the other side onto the other bank - so off I goes to get it back and their was a cheeky rat there about to nick it - I soon dispatched him let me tell you - one quick shake and into the river for you chum. He didn't come up for air so I guess he decided it was best to lie low - I am an excellent ratter - wish my two legs would let me dispatch that darn cat who keeps "messin" my garden up - bloomin thing and it keeps sitting outside my door blowing raspberries at me when it knows I can't get out cos two legs are on to me.

Sigh! sometimes life is so tough for this pup - I am sooo hard done by. Even though I did get human food today - it was yummy had cream on it and everything mmmmmm full tummy now - time for a nap me thinks.

gillypup frustrated mistress of the fens and the river bank

Oh my these 2 leggeds are keeping me soo busy I don't have much time to get online these days.
Take for example this weekend ol'meanie gets me up early for a nice walk & chase of stick, when we get back ever cuddle 2 legs is up and about. Then off we got to Devons only he's not there, this made me a sad pup but then ol' meanie 2 legs grabs something from his kennel & off we shoot to the old 2 legs house which is in even more turmoil than normal, Then cuddly 2 legs siblings turned up & it want mad all day as they shifted stuff from one house to another one just down the raod . I managed to get cuddly mum to take me for a few short walkies though, at least it got us out of all that dust. Made my poor nose twitch something rotten it did. Still we did get a nice pub lunch out of it with beef sandwitches, yummmm.
Its been manic like that all weekend although I have had some nice long walks with ol'meanie, even got a swim tonight as it was warm & sunny, then she has the cheek to tell me off for lagging behind. Strewth I'm a knackered pup I am.
Gillypup well worn out Mistress of the Fens

Mood Sleepy & hungry

It's all gone a bit barking mad here, the 2 legs are runing round like panic'ed cats. First off the empty every thing out of all their hiding holes & then ol' meanine has to go off with me on guard of course to throw stuff into a large bin, fun that is cos it smells of lots & lots of Rats. One day I will get them.
Then there is lots of 2 leg's turning up & doing strange things , one lot had the cheek to come into My garden without asking & then stole some trees, bloomin cheek. Cuddly 2 lags made me stay inside, odd she seemed quite please about it too, still does mean I can charge out there faster now.
Then this 2 legs turns up & does lots of hammering & put one of those boxes that they look at instead of playing with me , Grrrr. Not finished ol'meanie 2 legs spent a day taking the food place apart & then a 2 legs turned up with a new box. Witha bit of huffing & puffing they put it in the food room too. I don't know that this one does but my food bowl looks really clean & it makes the Chudlies taste much more yummy , not old & stale.

Oh well off for a nap now.

Gillypup mistress of the Fen, owner of clean bowls.

Mood: Sparking

Grief they are breeding like cats. Another 2 legs turned up today she is you & seemed to be a very cautious of me for starters but using the ol' gillypup charm (Pat pending) I soon got her to relax and be very cuddly towards me. I don't think she is from either of my 2 legs packs directly but she is definatly part of my pack now.
I have put another wag page up called what Gilly sees, it shows you 2 legs out there just what it is us pups see when out for a walk.

Gillypup See'er of things.

Mood. Relaxed

Well its a right to and fro-ing here. Never seems to stop, after all the prezzies time the 2 legs went into bit of a frenzie running up the hill to "work" and taking me with then , Ol meanie 2 legs keeps dissapearing off early in the mornings, thats fun I get a nice walk in the dark & damp with lots of sniffs & a chase of the stick in the dark. Of course us clever pups know where that smelly old stick is in the dark too )
Whats not fun is she dissapears for ages & then I get a walk with cuddly 2 legs later on but its not quite as much fun. I did protest but got told off. Devon came over to see me the other night bringing some of ol' meanies pack with him, he stayed with me & we played whilst ol' meanie & pack went off to "work" ( I know I could smell it on them).
The 2 more 2 legs turned up who I did not know , there were OK but no fun in the walkies department, seems I am cursed with ol' meanine or cuddly one.

Gillypup Mistress of the Fens.
Mood. Quite tired & unsettled

Phew its been so hectic here. "Work" has started again and I'm very busy organizing the 2 legs so
that the show goes out on time. Alas "Toto" is not in it this year so no part for this pretty clever pup.
Oh well next year maybe.
Ol' meanie 2 legs is taking me to see himself tomorrow in my nurses capacity, seems he's got a poorly paw & it will need a lick better. Well maybe after I have teased him & stolen all his toys & just shown him who is really top dog.

Ol' meanie 2 legs has been well busy this week selling other wonderful flashing collars. She says I have a web shop now. Why do I need a web shop ? it's not like I'm a spider or anything . These 2 legs are not on this planet if you ask me.

Gillypup: Mistress of the Fens, purvayor od all things web like.

Mood: Playful