oher brain alert

So ol'meanie 2 legs has started to give me something called tuna, its to disguise the fact she is giving me puppy food cos its all full off something that makes my bum sore. It all started when they noticed a strange odour off my cure & wiggly bum, off we goes to see the nice 2 legs in the white coat. Who promptly sticks her finger in a very unusual place & stats wiggling it about. But I was good & did not bite her despite the indignity. Suddenly ahhhhhhhhh all that pongy stuff that us pups have to mark out territory came out. Ohhh the relief, anyways ol'meanie talks to the one in white with the magic finger & I hear the words "Chuddlies" & roughage" but no "extra walkies" boo. Next thing I know after my evening swim I have got a plate full of puppy food but its got something on it... sniff sniff hmm smells like the wiggly things in the water.
Ol'meanie tells me its "Tuna" & its good for me, oh boy is it ever. Vrooom off I go being a good girl but wow do I have some bounce plus I can now tell the time by couting the big bongs outside, 1..2...3...4...5...6 yeah walkies time.

Gillypup: Mistress of the very hot Fens.

Mood : Extra bouncy.