The human pack

I can't understand my two legged pack members - boy toy has disappeared and they don't seem at all concerned. I am beside myself - I don't know where he has gone - he was here one day and gone the next. I hope he is alright and will come back to play with me again very soon, I really miss our games.

Two leg's keep going off and leaving me "on guard" as they call it - Huh! trapped in one room with no comfy sofa to sleep on thats not my idea of being in charge of the kennel. Like I say I really can't understand my two legs sometimes.

We went to my river bank to play last night and ol' meanie (she who must be obeyed), threw my stick right over the other side onto the other bank - so off I goes to get it back and their was a cheeky rat there about to nick it - I soon dispatched him let me tell you - one quick shake and into the river for you chum. He didn't come up for air so I guess he decided it was best to lie low - I am an excellent ratter - wish my two legs would let me dispatch that darn cat who keeps "messin" my garden up - bloomin thing and it keeps sitting outside my door blowing raspberries at me when it knows I can't get out cos two legs are on to me.

Sigh! sometimes life is so tough for this pup - I am sooo hard done by. Even though I did get human food today - it was yummy had cream on it and everything mmmmmm full tummy now - time for a nap me thinks.

gillypup frustrated mistress of the fens and the river bank