Gillypup's wag log

Phew its been so hectic here. "Work" has started again and I'm very busy organizing the 2 legs so
that the show goes out on time. Alas "Toto" is not in it this year so no part for this pretty clever pup.
Oh well next year maybe.
Ol' meanie 2 legs is taking me to see himself tomorrow in my nurses capacity, seems he's got a poorly paw & it will need a lick better. Well maybe after I have teased him & stolen all his toys & just shown him who is really top dog.

Ol' meanie 2 legs has been well busy this week selling other wonderful flashing collars. She says I have a web shop now. Why do I need a web shop ? it's not like I'm a spider or anything . These 2 legs are not on this planet if you ask me.

Gillypup: Mistress of the Fens, purvayor od all things web like.

Mood: Playful

Well I don't know, went off to see himself the other day - and I was all keen and bouncy and looking forward to a really nice long romp with himself but he was playing hard to get. Seems he'd been outside for 2 days playing at being a gun dog and was feeling old & tired, no stammana these labradors. But together with my two leggeds and his we went off for a long and interesting sniffs walk - there were these really interesting dark caves that smelled of rabbits and damp and history. As we pups know, we are very intuitive and I think these were used a long time ago when there were lots of Wizz Bangs and sadness around. Two leggeds were arguing with each other and their Wizz bangs used to explode on the ground not like the other night when they just lighted the sky up. This was serious territory stuff and many two leggeds didn't survive they call it the years of the Holocost because it was very grim and sad. There was also a real sense of the two leggeds pulling together as a pack and helping each other out. In this dark cave the history seemed to indicate that they used to huddle together to wait out the Wizz bangs and they used to cook and sing and laugh together.

After our walk I tried to get himself to play again but he went and sulked on his upstairs bed - honestly what can a dog do!

Gillypup mistress of the fens and the "history" caves

Mood: Miffed

Well I don't know what happened last week but cuddly 2 legs went out (without me grrr) & came back all in pain. I did try to comfort her & make her feel better but she's been a right growly one this week. She says its her back, well I'm not suprised standing on just 2 legs gives me back ache. Still we got a nice trip over to see Devon where we had a really long play, dunno what was up with him though because he kept trying to give me a bum hug as I call it. No way mate I'm down on the floor on my back quick as a flash, I felt quite sorry for his pillow though which got a real workout in the way pillows don't normally. After 4 hours of this he collaped all tired & worn out like his pillow. No stammana these other pups.

Then my good friend & almost mum Molly turned up, I do adore her as she taught me a lot about 2 legged ways & how to control them. Poor lamb she's not been eating very well & is looking a bit thin, still it means the chicken appears for tea cos she will eat that. Yummm I smelt lots of chicken cooking, this should keep me going for a few days I thought, I deserve it. Oh yesss it was chicken for tea, yumm , but then what !
Molly departs with her 2 legs in tow & I settle down to thinking nice thought when the o'll nose tells me the chicken has gone. Grrr my cuddle 2 legs has given it all to Molly's 2 legged to take with her. I mean I don't mind sharing but ALL OF IT ! Pah maybe I will have to get me 2 legs to get some more & soon, I deserve it i'm a good girl.

Gillypup Mistress of the frozen fens.

Mood: miffed

Cooo what an exciting night I had yesterday - sooo much noise outside I had to see what it was all about. So I got an extra walk in the park with ol' meanie she who must be obeyed two legs. Lots of pretty lights and stuff up in the sky must be something to do with those pigeons I guess. There were lots of 2 legs in the park and I wanted to follow the rest of the two legs pack to get closer but ol' meanie took us onto the mound where the cats lurk in the hedges and we sat on the dogs favorite wee mail spot and watched the sky light up with loads of loud noises and whizzing sounds and pops. Great I want to do it again.

I have had further instructions from my Auntie Molly on how to get the two leggeds to do what we need them to do, and I must say the results are amazing its almost like they can really understand what I want. Only today I got cuddly two legs to play with the toys I wanted to play with and not the other way around, and I got to sniff in my wood twice today once with ol' meanie, and then with them both.

Unfortunately inspite of my sighing and refusing to eat the bic bics no further adventure up the green to see the whizz bangs was forthcoming this evening so in the end I got cuddly two legs to play with my bic bics with me - we had a lovely game with half of them before she wandered off to do something else, honestly sometimes that cuddly two legs has no staying power, but I ate the rest of the bic bics any way as I was hungry and my tea earlier didn't contain chicken and made me sick as I was sure they had bought me some more and I was pretty sure it would be in my tea tonight but no.... perhaps tomorrow as I have been sick. After Molly had been sick while she was here we had a loverly tea of real chicken and rice, and some of her meat stuff mmmmmm, so maybe tomorrow I will get chicken, must get the mind control machine working. Hmm I wonder if i cought Molly's sick ,... now there's a thought.

Gillypup wise and fearless mistress of the Fens and the Whizz bangs

Mood: All wizz bang

I must have been a super dooper very good guarding pup today and at the weekend taking care of those two leggeds cos my ol' pal Molly turned up here yesterday - I thought for sure she had gone to that other place she is getting quite an old lady now - and dont she play on it. Grand matriach she be - she was my first and best playmate when I first chose my new cuddly two legs aons ago.

Then today cuddly two legs went into those funny smelling places and left me on guard in the car - so I settled down on my nice comfy "big girl" proper seat in the back for a nice nap while they ol' meanie and cuddly two legs went inside. They must have been pleased with me cos then we went to see my pal Devon and he and I had a loverly romp and play so I am a bit stiff and sore now.

Was hoping to play with molly when I got back here but she and her two legs seem to have gone away again so am going to lurk by the door and wait for them to come back.

HOrrah she's back so I must dash & go play with Molly.

Gillypup mistress of the fens

Mood: Contented

I must have been a super dooper very good guarding pup today and at the weekend taking care of those two leggeds cos my ol' pal Molly turned up here yesterday - I thought for sure she had gone to that other place she is getting quite an old lady now - and dont she play on it. Grand matriach she be - she was my first and best playmate when I first chose my new cuddly two legs aons ago.

Then today cuddly two legs went into those funny smelling places and left me on guard in the car - so I settled down on my nice comfy "big girl" proper seat in the back for a nice nap while they ol' meanie and cuddly two legs went inside. They must have been pleased with me cos then we went to see my pal Devon and he and I had a loverly romp and play so I am a bit stiff and sore now.

Was hoping to play with molly when I got back here but she and her two legs seem to have gone away again so am going to lurk by the door and wait for them to come back.

HOrrah she's back so I must dash & go play with Molly.

Gillypup mistress of the fens

Mood: Contented

So I think someones been reading my web log. Ol' meanie has been listening to one of her little boxes that talks & lo out of it the other day came stories all about a pup called Jack. But the stories sounded like my log in places although very good they were. One bit was about Jack not eating 2'legs food but licking it & giving it a "glaze". This is exactly what Devon got caught doing the other day. His 2 legs was sitting drinking & munching some of those very nice "ginger nuts" as they call them , when she went out of the room to get another drink . In goes Devon thinking "she'll be ages" & gives her plate of bic bics the once over with his tongue, nice glaze will make it taste better & she'll love it .... she standing behind him.. ooops
Still she's nicer than my 2 legs cos he got the plate of bic bics, mine would have sent me to bed & not given me any, s'not fair. Still me & himself had fun thinking up names for new bic bic like "Doggie nuts they are the dogs bo**ocks in bic bic's". would this be a reference to Devon cleaning himself ? I think so ...he he he

Gillypup. Mistress of the mud, seeker of bic bic's

Mood: Laughing

So I think someones been reading my web log. Ol' meanie has been listening to one of her little boxes that talks & lo out of it the other day came stories all about a pup called Jack. But the stories sounded like my log in places although very good they were. One bit was about Jack not eating 2'legs food but licking it & giving it a "glaze". This is exactly what Devon got caught doing the other day. His 2 legs was sitting drinking & munching some of those very nice "ginger nuts" as they call them , when she went out of the room to get another drink . In goes Devon thinking "she'll be ages" & gives her plate of bic bics the once over with his tongue, nice glaze will make it taste better & she'll love it .... she standing behind him.. ooops
Still she's nicer than my 2 legs cos he got the plate of bic bics, mine would have sent me to bed & not given me any, s'not fair. Still me & himself had fun thinking up names for new bic bic like "Doggie nuts they are the dogs bo**ocks in bic bic's". would this be a reference to Devon cleaning himself ? I think so ...he he he

Gillypup. Mistress of the mud, seeker of bic bic's

Mood: Laughing

Phew wee its been a busy week. We seem to have been out & about everywhere this week and I'm quite tired. First we went out in the box on wheels with me in the back. Not right in the back where I normally go when going for walkies but in my proper special harness on the nice comfey seat, just like the 2 legs.
Off we set & went to see all the old 2 legs, they are quite nice but do insist on giving me old dry bic bics not the nice ones I have here in my big kennel. Then joy of joys off we went to see my mate Devon, coo what a long indoor romp we had , it was very damp out. He's totally obsessed by my bottom though, no idea why, I did check to see if I had some tasty food stuck to it for later but alas no so I am still very puzzled and keep my bum well away from him. We even got nice tea there & stayed quite late which gave me a chance to try out all his toys & tease him a lot.

Then we been out to see the other oldies after cuddly 2 legs & ol' meanie 2 legs went to the funny smelling place. Funny cos it smells of that stuff they put in the bowls in the small kennels but smells of lots of 2 legs. Very odd, still after that we went to see the other old 2 legs who played with me & gave me dry dust boring bic bics. pah.
Only down side to the week has been several baths just as I have got myself smelling almost perfect for a pup. Oh & ol meanie putting me in the back of the moving box & leaving me there when I should have been in the comfey seat where I rightfully belong. I told her off good I did , in fact I shouted a lot & had a good rant & woof. She did not seem in the slightest bit remorseful though. Maybe she's becoming pup like.
Finally they seem to have got the hang of wee-mail, It was explained to them on their little talking box that us pups leave each other messages by weeing in certain places, we call it wee-mail. There has been this story on the small talking box about a pup called Jack, I'm not sure if he's real or not but he makes a lot of sense.

Gillypup Mistress of the very muddy Fens.
Mood: COntented

Why are two leggeds so strange sometimes? earlier today I was put into my special seat in the metal thing and off we went towards my pal Devon. I started to hum and think great this is fun twice in one week I must have been really good at doing the guarding thing whilst my two leggeds were sick. But no instead of going onto the road we normally go on we went straight over, and down this wiggly road and onto another strange road I had not seen before. Before I knew it we were back on my turf going towards our kennel and back home. Cuddly two legs must have got sick again I think as she went and laid down on her bed as soon as we got back - so no playing for me with my mate but I think ol' meanie must have felt sorry for me and a bit guilty about not delivering this pups play toy Devon cos she played with my favorite indoor stick at tug a lot game that I absolutely adore, I had "real" meat in my tea, bounce, bounce, bounce, and she made lots of fuss of me. Later on we went back down to my field and had a good run and chase with my favorite big stick. So all in all not a bad day.


Signing off: Gillypup mistress of the new road and the fens
Mood : perplexed

Boing said me, and cuddly mum too. Ol' "she who must be obeyed" has recovered after her mammouth nap yesterday, she is upright and sitting in her normal place today. She also smells better, that makes this pup very happy, so I was very bouncy and happy and played lots. Cuddly mum was a bit grumpy though when I gave her a lick and a stomp to get her to join in - but after breakfast mmmmmm pancakes and cream - she seemed almost like her old self. Then me and Ol "she who must be obeyed" went off hunting to get some of my bic bics. OOH back later my old uns have just arrived .

Hi well that was fun but one of them didn't smell to good so I gave him lots of licks. Cos I was so awake yesterday being on guard and being alpha an all I'm a bit over active today and a bit bouncy to say the least. I think Ol' meanie and cuddly must be feeling better cos they are both up and about today - maybe I'll get an extra walkies if I play my cards right - as is my right and due being in charge yesterday and all....


Gillypup alert mistress of the fens

Mood: very happy

Boing said me, and cuddly mum too. Ol' "she who must be obeyed" has recovered after her mammouth nap yesterday, she is upright and sitting in her normal place today. She also smells better, that makes this pup very happy, so I was very bouncy and happy and played lots. Cuddly mum was a bit grumpy though when I gave her a lick and a stomp to get her to join in - but after breakfast mmmmmm pancakes and cream - she seemed almost like her old self. Then me and Ol "she who must be obeyed" went off hunting to get some of my bic bics. OOH back later my old uns have just arrived .

Hi well that was fun but one of them didn't smell to good so I gave him lots of licks. Cos I was so awake yesterday being on guard and being alpha an all I'm a bit over active today and a bit bouncy to say the least. I think Ol' meanie and cuddly must be feeling better cos they are both up and about today - maybe I'll get an extra walkies if I play my cards right - as is my right and due being in charge yesterday and all....


Gillypup alert mistress of the fens

Mood: very happy

Oh my goodness what ever is happening both my two leggeds spend most of yesterday and today in bed. Ol' meanie two legs never spends that much time on her back. Cuddly two legs is wandering around trying to be quiet and keeps checking up on ol' meanie. she said something about a temperature - I thought that was when the sun shone lots - still ol' meanie 2 legs came out for my walkies even if she did wander off by herself and leave me and cuddly two legs to play on our ownsomes. Also ol' meanie isn't eating and as we pups know - when you not eating it normally means we feeling sick so I have been giving her lots of healing puppy licks so she can be up & well & walking again soon.

I hope my regular walker will be up and about again soon - cuddly two legs just doesnt cut it as the alpha so I have had to take over as the pack Alpha, but I definitely can't keep the job for long but maybe a day or two wont hurt, Ol'meanie may be tough on me but she knows how to make this kennel run smoothly.

Gillypup Head of the pack of the fens

Mood: alert (one ear cocked)

Oh what a fun & pain filled week, first off Ol meanie 2 leg goes bezerk cleaning everything even my bed.
Then 2 new 2 legs turn up, they smell a bit like ol meanie but the young one was really nice cos she played with me lots & lots & lots as is my due & right. They stayed for a night but the older one was not smelling well, then she went off leaving the young one. There was another whole days playtime then before we went & left her with Devon. I do like that young 2 legs I hope she comes back. The I went & managed to cut my chest open on something. Ol'meanie seems quite concerned, she keeps washing it with some funny smelling stuff & won't let me in the river. However I showed her & went in on my own. Oh dear I had to have a bath & more funny smelling stuff thats not nice to lick, still it stops it hurting.

Gillypup wounded but vallient mistress of the Fens.

Mood: OK but a bit sore

Oh my what a fun time , off we goes me & ol' meanie 2 legs for my rightfully due early morning walk. As we get near to the river theres lots of mooing & bellowing & hurrumphing sounds. Oh no the 4 legs had managed to escape & were running rampently through MY wood. Fortunatly the round em up & chase them back Gillypup was on hand to guide them back & stop them eating all the berries that cuddly 2 legs likes to eat. I tried them once but they are too sweet for me though they do have a nice cruncy centre. Then after all that fun I got my nice walk & swim. Ol' meanine must be pleased with me as she gave me one of the hard bacony smelling things as a reward when we got back. She calls them "piggy ear" but I got mine here & very yum it is too.
Oh full tum.

Gillypup Mistress of the Fens, Ace hearder of berligerent 4 legs.

Mood: Very satisfied thank you